I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.
— Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via dogprophet)
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[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo
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"i want to watch something gay but i also don’t want to watch something depressing"
a constant queer struggle (via redwrenwalking)
I NEED MORE STORIES ABOUT HAPPY LESBIANS DAMN IT <3_<3